From 98.7FM
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Heard this lines from the 98.7FM. Though most of them are funny, I can't really remember them all, so I'm gonna post those i still remembered.
1)Guy said:
-You're so fat that when I try to avoid hitting you with my car, I run out of petrol
2)Girl said:
-You are so hairy that David Gan uses you for his play-toy
3)Guy said:
-You're so fat that when I want to avoid bumping into you, I have to run a marathon
4)Guy said:
-You're so dark that when I eat dark chocolate, people though I'm practising cannibalism
5)Girl said:
-You're so stupid that when people ask you to make up your mind, you put make-up on your head
Well thats all I can remember, I'll add more if by luck I hear some more again -
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insult jokes.
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but niceOriginally posted by WinnieThePooh: Bad.
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i can use to suan my friend liao
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the dark chocolate wan ah?Originally posted by relgn:i can use to suan my friend liao
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lemme contribute...
ur so stupid, u stare at a orange juice box for 3 hours coz it had the word concerntrate
ur so stupid that in the dictionary under moron, ur picture will be there
ur so stupid that u will strangle urself wif a wireless controller
ur so ugly that will pay u to put ur clothes back on
ur so fat and ugly that japanese tourist start pointing at u and start running and screaming "Godzilla" -
oh funny.
i rem watching a show like this from US, its called "Yo, mama"
i think so..
funny to see them insulting each other yet laughing. -
I will post those said on the roast mutton given by the great tamago
Dini said:
- Vernand is so ugly that Paris Hilton mistaken him for her chihuahua
Vernand:
-*giggle* You're so ugly that when I bring you back to the zoo, they said thanks for bringing him back
( My Favourite )Dini said:
-You're so ugly that when Beyonce sees you, she says "To The Left, To The Left"
Vernand said:
-You're so ugly that when you go to a freak show, they gave you a permanent job
Dini said:
-You're so ugly that all the bulimic girls paste your photo on their kitchen sink so they can puke on seeing you
Vernand said:
-You're so ugly that when you threw a boomerang, it didn't come back
Dini said:
-You're so ugly that when you stand beside Gurmit Singh, you make him look like Naomi Campbell
Vernand said:
-You're so ugly that when you try to touch yourself, your hand pretend to fall asleep
Dini said:
-You're so ugly that the scientist decided to categorized you as a new breed of dog
Vernand said:
-You're so ugly that both your parents named you "S H I T HAPPENS" [OHH! ] -
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oh this game..
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you're so fat that when i took a picture of you last year, it's still printing
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aaaa , i was wonderign what was the david gan joke ...
You are so dumb when people say +1 , u say its positive interger -
ur so fat that ur photos are taken by satallite
ur so fat that u had to be baptised in the sea -
OOOHHHH!!!! Muttons to midnight! I study while listening to them. The adventures of Ping and Pong are funny too...
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sick alr. die laughing
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Bahhhhhhhh
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Yo mama jokes...
Yo mama so fat she cant jump into a conclusion.... -
Originally posted by gigabyte14:you're so fat that when i took a picture of you last year, it's still printing
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yo mamma so fat...we're all standing all on her
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Originally posted by sand king:Yo mama jokes...
Yo mama so fat she cant jump into a conclusion....