Singapore Joke

• pisces8

  20 Oct 07, 01:15

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
  and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
  Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
  If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)
  and get more from you.
  So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE) ?
  With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
  you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
  which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
  And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
  When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH).
  You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
  If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you.
  And you will be Sure to Give Up Hope (SGH).
  To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
  If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the road.
  If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
  OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
  Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax.
  Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
  So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)
  
  
• Darkness_hacker99

  20 Oct 07, 01:16

  Repeated one..
  
  
• pisces8

  20 Oct 07, 01:19

  Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:

  Repeated one..
  
  

  Ok, sorry to all who have to bear this repeat.
• a-Lost-9uY

  20 Oct 07, 01:19

  seen b4 but still ok la
• spadeTwo

  20 Oct 07, 01:23

  are you living in 2000 or must i remind you that 2008 is approaching ?
• Short Ninja

  20 Oct 07, 01:51

  Originally posted by pisces8:

  Ok, sorry to all who have to bear this repeat.

  You are a true blue Singaporean who appreciates everything that is SIngapore even when it is no longer a laughing matter.
• mhcampboy

  20 Oct 07, 01:54

  Originally posted by spadeTwo:

  are you living in 2000 or must i remind you that 2008 is approaching ?

  
• vIn.Warrior

  20 Oct 07, 02:30

  Originally posted by pisces8:

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
  and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
  Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
  If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)
  and get more from you.
  So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE) ?
  With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
  you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
  which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
  And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
  When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH).
  You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
  If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you.
  And you will be Sure to Give Up Hope (SGH).
  To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
  If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the road.
  If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
  OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
  Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax.
  Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
  So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)
  
  

  More like poem than joke.
  
  But, gd try.
• popmynutsy

  20 Oct 07, 11:37

  Originally posted by spadeTwo:

  are you living in 2000 or must i remind you that 2008 is approaching ?

  u are a true blue asshole. seriously.
• Meilin86

  20 Oct 07, 15:23

  Originally posted by pisces8:

  In Singapore, the majority of us live in Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
  and most people have already got used to Paying and Paying (PAP).
  Not only do you have to pay, you Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
  If that's not enough, somebody still Purposely Wants to Dig (PWD)
  and get more from you.
  So what more can you do when you are in the Money Only Environment (MOE) ?
  With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS),
  you are forced to Pay the Sum Ahead (PSA),
  which will leave some people Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
  And forced to live on the Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
  When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a Money Operating Hospital (MOH).
  You might be able to use your Cash Prior to Funeral (CPF) fund.
  If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you.
  And you will be Sure to Give Up Hope (SGH).
  To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay Cash On Expressway (COE).
  If that doesn't help, they can always Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the road.
  If you don't own a car, you can always make a Mad Rush to the Train (MRT),
  OR get squashed in a bus Side By Side (SBS).
  Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax.
  Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
  So Expensive and Nothing TO See Actually (SENTOSA)
  
  

  Whatever it is joke or poem, this truly reflect life and pain of ordinary Singaporean. I love the author of this piece of artwork, bring out his voice on his opinion of our society.
• r0mE_27

  20 Oct 07, 15:38

  u all SUCK (seldom utilize common knowledge) when reading this thread..
  
  what u should do is Fully Utilize Common Knowledge..
• popmynutsy

  20 Oct 07, 16:18

  Originally posted by Troll Warrior:

  not really

  people post a joke. some post posted before. whats the point? make him delete the thread? just read it, then move on. why must post all that stuff. + post count?
• MrFugue

  20 Oct 07, 22:30

  i saw this joke when i was 10 years old.....
• jay_rocks

  20 Oct 07, 22:36

  not funnie leh.
• WinnieThePooh

  20 Oct 07, 23:37

  Uh. Ok la
• Gordonator

  21 Oct 07, 22:23

  read it a long time ago.
  
  anyway this aren't a joke. it's the truth.
• Short Ninja

  22 Oct 07, 14:54

  Yes its the whole truth and nothing but the truth truth and when people laugh and cry at the same time thats when the comedy sets in
• sexyfats

  23 Oct 07, 02:52

  ya lor allen got logic to back up his posts. spade is just being an ahole