Old groom

• GIB

  23 Oct 07, 14:40

  The 75-year-old groom, with the young wife, caused a lot of attention as he checked into the resort hotel. The following morning, the old boy came strutting into the dining room, lookin' great with a big smile on his face. He proceeded to order an enormous breakfast. He laughed and joked and was in obvious good spirits, whereas his young wife, who came into the room a half hour later, looked worn out. She ordered coffee in a voice so weak the waiter had to ask her to repeat the order.
  
  The old man finished his breakfast, excused himself and left for their room.
  
  This gave the waitress a chance to ask the bride, "Honey, I can't figure it out. The old geezer, your husband, looks like a million and you look like two cents. What's wrong?"
  
  "That guy double-crossed me," the bride said. "He told me he'd saved up for fifty years! And all the time I thought he was talking about money!"
  
• de_middle

  23 Oct 07, 14:42

  
• Nobunaga Oda

  23 Oct 07, 14:54

  
• caleb_chiang

  23 Oct 07, 15:38

  
• WinnieThePooh

  23 Oct 07, 18:15

  
• jay_rocks

  23 Oct 07, 18:36

  
• LatecomerX

  24 Oct 07, 01:59

  
• shandower

  24 Oct 07, 09:08

  
• Sienx

  24 Oct 07, 12:55

  
• RaaRaa

  24 Oct 07, 13:20

  
• smartboy4

  24 Oct 07, 14:10

  don understand but go along
  
  
• relgn

  24 Oct 07, 14:40

  
• Bar is active

  24 Oct 07, 16:16

  
• freestyle

  24 Oct 07, 18:05

  Originally posted by smartboy4:

  don understand but go along
  
  

  heh. yr nick shldnt be smartboy then.
• Bar is active

  24 Oct 07, 19:15

  Originally posted by smartboy4:

  don understand but go along
  
  

  he didnt save money but saved his sperm..
• wonderamazement

  24 Oct 07, 21:54

  Musta been lotsa liquid in that geezer...
• ad3285

  25 Oct 07, 10:53

  so i'm wondering all those smilies are like points for the joke out of 5