Life is tough....when you're stupid
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Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.
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The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today."
She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
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A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."
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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her.
With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on t he photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.
"Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." -
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sumone was summarize ?
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HuAt Da FaRk!!!
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huat ah!!!
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haha
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stupid also got limit de ma
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maybe those pple were just really smart
maybe they just wanna brighten up people's day
or in some cases for some people
piss them off 
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kiak kiak.. i appreciate stupid people cos they make me laugh!
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A : Name a country that starts with the letter U
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wah lau..1st and 2nd was good
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." -
Meow_Meow_Meow's siggy:Just because i have been banned, it doesn't change who i am, or even stop me from flaming people, if 60 line of meow is consider as spam, then crapbox should be consider as spam as well, because it is not even contributing anything to the forum at all
Time for me to change siggy liao? -
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
I wonder if any Pee member tried this method -
aiyo..........Originally posted by sand king:I wonder if any Pee member tried this method
i already told them not to take out the diskket drive and they did!
now i cannot pay using my computer, must ask duckie lor
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You could have said 6 to begin with instead of being a smart arse.....
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Instead of being a smart arse, you could have notice that in singapore, we do not sell 12 pieces of nuggets, only have 6, 9 and 20 pieces.Originally posted by Gallardofever:You could have said 6 to begin with instead of being a smart arse..... -
lol @ stupid americans
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2nd one u will only understand if u hv been to supermarkets in europe
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