Sex doctor
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A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor.
He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, "Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts."
"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests.
Then he told the Greens the bad news. "I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help."
The Greens pleaded with him, and said, "You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us."
"Well, all right", the doctor said. "On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios..." -
Am i thinking what it's supposed to be? Apple-larger than grape, so it is assumed that....errr, ya know... What are cheerios btw?
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cheerios are like the what u call them ah..the pelican cereal? -
heh.... kinda not so funny
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if singapore context, Cheerios = super ring
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cheerios are shaped sort of like doughnuts but much smaller. think called cheese rings?Originally posted by wonderamazement:Am i thinking what it's supposed to be? Apple-larger than grape, so it is assumed that....errr, ya know... What are cheerios btw?
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ok. i see the joke.
it means the woman's hole is as big as an apple yet the guy's pole is as small as cheerios -
don understand leh
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i dont understand the above???Originally posted by GIB:"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue."
"Then next, ma'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his 'love pole'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut."
make a bulls eye in your wife's 'love canal' TS really got gd humour -
Love canal Lawls ...
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Mmmms.. Okay joke ba
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This is akin to a "big hole"
and a short rod -
you mean thin rod I guessOriginally posted by dangerboi:This is akin to a "big hole"
and a short rod -
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