Your dog bite?

• GIB

  6 Nov 07, 22:09

  There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer in overalls was sitting on the porch.
  
  "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tourist asked.
  
  The old man looked up over his newspaper and replied, "Nope."
  
  As soon as the tourist stepped out of his car, the dog began snarling and growling, and then attacked both his arms and legs. As the tourist flailed around in the dust, he yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
  
  The old man muttered, "Ain't my dog."
• RaaRaa

  6 Nov 07, 22:11

  
• omgukilledkenny

  6 Nov 07, 22:11

  
• Unidentified

  6 Nov 07, 22:18

  he shd say that isn't his dog at the 1st place
• DrAlienology

  7 Nov 07, 01:15

  
• WinnieThePooh

  7 Nov 07, 02:42

  
• yong93

  7 Nov 07, 14:54

  
• lpx88

  7 Nov 07, 16:44

  jerk sia
• T E M P O

  7 Nov 07, 19:09

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  he shd say that isn't his dog at the 1st place

  lol'd; that's the joke.
• maskedangel

  13 Nov 07, 10:57

  
• de_middle

  13 Nov 07, 11:10

  
• Baby_Nutz

  13 Nov 07, 13:09