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An American tourist was visiting a temple in Singapore when he noticed two statues, a man and a woman by the altar.
He asked the monk what was the significance of the two. The monk explained that in the Chinese system of yin and yang, positives must always be balanced by negatives, and having the two statues ensures that the universal balance was maintained.
“This statue of the woman is the Goddess of Mercy, Kuan-Yin.”
“What about the other one?” asked the tourist.
“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew." -
omg hahahahaha
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not chinese system. but taoist system. nice joke anyway.
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very true about the mercy and no-mercy
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Lawls i tot this joke frm the S'pore jokebook ??
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLl nice 1
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Damn you... insulting Kuan Yin
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insult > kwan yewOriginally posted by eagle:Damn you... insulting Kuan Yin
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Well this joke can turn into quite a sensitive one...
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LOL that was funny!
For those who are sensitive about it, you guys need to loosen up. After all this is the Jokes and Humour forum -
Rememer a guy caled mr brown? the Gahmen not very loose one. :lOriginally posted by frOst^~^nOva:LOL that was funny!
For those who are sensitive about it, you guys need to loosen up. After all this is the Jokes and Humour forum -
But we are not as petty as the gahmen. chillOriginally posted by WinnieThePooh:
Rememer a guy caled mr brown? the Gahmen not very loose one. :l -
Originally posted by frOst^~^nOva:LOL that was funny!
For those who are sensitive about it, you guys need to loosen up. After all this is the Jokes and Humour forum -
Originally posted by iaintmad:“This one is the God of No Mercy, Kuan-Yew."
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erm goddess of mercy, kuan yin hor.. is actually a guy
acc to sth my mother read, he took up the female form bcos it is more approachable or sth...
not very sure need the buddhists who read that story before to clarify -
heard about it too, thats why u see a statue of guan yin, her leg is very 'chu'Originally posted by shinta:erm goddess of mercy, kuan yin hor.. is actually a guy
acc to sth my mother read, he took up the female form bcos it is more approachable or sth...
not very sure need the buddhists who read that story before to clarify -
zek ark.
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yup..kuan yin was a male...a prince or something i think....Originally posted by shinta:erm goddess of mercy, kuan yin hor.. is actually a guy
acc to sth my mother read, he took up the female form bcos it is more approachable or sth...
not very sure need the buddhists who read that story before to clarify -
HAHA
funny -
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From What I read many years ago, there were two version why Kuan Yin becomes a girl.. firstly it is because Kuan Yin was very compassionate that are commonly found in a women character .. secondly which is more to be accurate is that Wu Zhe Tian wanted to be a goddess herself and declared that Kuan Yin was a woman instead. She also order all Kuan YIn status are to be craved as a woman figure ...Originally posted by lyx90:yup..kuan yin was a male...a prince or something i think....