Lost smokes

• GIB

  17 Nov 07, 11:50

  A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.
  
  He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.
  
  In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
  
  "No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes," he said to himself.
  
  He proceeded to get out his hammer and flattened the hump.
  
  As he was cleaning up, the lady came in.
  
  "Here," she said, handing him his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."
  
  "Now," she said, "if only I could find my gerbil."
• lageihsif

  17 Nov 07, 11:54

  uh oh
• Ferret

  17 Nov 07, 11:56

  Heard before. But still...
• Cool-gal

  17 Nov 07, 11:59

  GIB.......
  
• lolxzxz

  17 Nov 07, 12:39

  LOL nice 1
• TrixCereals

  17 Nov 07, 12:40

  Heard it but it was phrased in a funnier way.
• mortified

  17 Nov 07, 12:46

  
• WinnieThePooh

  17 Nov 07, 16:50

  Hear before..
• Pitot

  17 Nov 07, 17:32

  if only it was a ferret.
• oOprinceOo

  17 Nov 07, 17:33

  no blood meh .
  
  ferret
• wonderamazement

  17 Nov 07, 17:35

  Isn't this from a commercial?
• Ferret

  17 Nov 07, 17:40

  Originally posted by Pitot:

  if only it was a ferret.

  
  
  in ur wildest dreams.
• sexyfats

  18 Nov 07, 04:42

  sry i dont understand the joke. seldom happens
• DrAlienology

  18 Nov 07, 08:18

  
• Ah Gong

  28 Dec 07, 16:30

  
• de_middle

  28 Dec 07, 16:40

  
• RaaRaa

  28 Dec 07, 16:59

  Lost....
• pwnz0r

  28 Dec 07, 17:05

  heh old joke, thx for reminding me.
• gunner77

  28 Dec 07, 23:58

  
• cApitaland

  28 Dec 07, 23:59

  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  29 Dec 07, 00:08

  Originally posted by wonderamazement:

  Isn't this from a commercial?

  It is.
• ADsolutE

  29 Dec 07, 21:16

  
• maskedangel

  30 Dec 07, 12:37

  
• caleb_chiang

  31 Dec 07, 00:28