21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE BACK RIDER...
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1) We have 4 speeds and many positions
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
3) We love getting dirty
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) WeÂ’ll ride it for hours
We know how to handle a big girth
9) We get off easy
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long
13) We love using whips
14) Straddling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around
16) Event riders do it for three days
17) We can ride standing or sitting
1 We wear leather chaps everyday
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!! -
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L oh L XDD
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y u all eyes big big?
which part u dont understand? i can explain to u...
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ok lah since most of you here don't ride you may not understand most of the jokes. nvm, see comments below.
Posting trot requires the rider to sit and stand sit and stand to the horse rhythm. It may look suggestive.Originally posted by newcomer:1) We have 4 speeds and many positions There are 4 gaits in a horse. Walk, Trot, Canter, and Gallop. Each gait requires the rider to engage in diff riding positions.
2) We wear tight pants and tall boots Obviously...
3) We love getting dirty Sometimes riders may fall onto the dirt track.
4) We know how to ride our mounts
5)We perform well with animals
6) We like to be in control
7) WeÂ’ll ride it for hours We know how to handle a big girth Girth refers to the horse's body diameter. In this case, u may think of the girth as the diameter of ur manhood
9) We get off easy Dismounting a horse is easy. Get off easy can refer to orgasm
10) We're always on top
11) We like it rough
12) We have our legs spread all day long Horse's girths are huge, naturally riders got to wrap their legs around it.
13) We love using whips
14) Straddling is our natural position
15) We don't mind being bucked around Sometimes, a horse tend to "buck", meaning jump around.
16) Event riders do it for three days Equestrian eventings typically last 3 days.
17) We can ride standing or sitting
1 We wear leather chaps everyday Chaps are extra protection for the calves. Sorry, can't see the relevance here...
19) We think the fast ones are the most fun
20) We're used to having hands between our legs Riders have to hold the reins, which happen to positioned in front of the pelvis.
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!! -
We're always on top , Man tt's boring ...
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don't tell me you want to be at the bottomOriginally posted by yong93:We're always on top , Man tt's boring ...
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men at the bottom oso not bad wat, dont' have to do all the work.
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how true!
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at first i have no idea wat the joke is all about.
thanks newcomer for taking effort to explain. -
There are plenty of chicks in the riding scene...
Originally posted by 798:at first i have no idea wat the joke is all about.
thanks newcomer for taking effort to explain. -
oh man "we perform well with animals"
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lol one of my best friends is dating a horseback rider seriously lol...she's a member of the saddle club and rides about 3 times a week.
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is it expensive to do horse riding?Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:lol one of my best friends is dating a horseback rider seriously lol...she's a member of the saddle club and rides about 3 times a week. -
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no. if you're intereted and willing to travel to jb let me know.Originally posted by mortified:is it expensive to do horse riding?
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im not sure actually, dont really know her that wellOriginally posted by mortified:is it expensive to do horse riding?