clever student
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A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion
about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:
"Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke.
"Has anyone in this class seen God?" When nobody spoke for the third time, he simply stated, "Then there is no God."
One student thought for a second, and then asked for permission to
reply. Curious to hear this bold student's response, the professor
granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
"Has anyone in this class heard our professor's brain?" Silence.
"Has anyone in this class touched our professor's brain?"
Absolute silence.
"Has anyone in this class seen our professor's brain?" When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, "Then, according to our professor's logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!" -
If you use medical device, it's possible to hear the brain.
If the professor is undergoing brain operation, it's possible to touch the brain.
You can see the professor's brain through many ways like CT and MRI etc. -
NOT to be taken in a literal senseOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:If you use medical device, it's possible to hear the brain.
If the professor is undergoing brain operation, it's possible to touch the brain.
You can see the professor's brain through many ways like CT and MRI etc. -
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there is a longer version of this, and it is not a joke. Because the prof was talking about religion and denying the existence of God, then the student rebuke his argument by insulting him.
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hey cant u see its a joke?Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:If you use medical device, it's possible to hear the brain.
If the professor is undergoing brain operation, it's possible to touch the brain.
You can see the professor's brain through many ways like CT and MRI etc.
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old joke...
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Ok lah..Originally posted by and rew:hey cant u see its a joke?
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Before this, I heard of a similar one but about the prof's d1ck de.
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ya, I know cos i was the one who posted that.Originally posted by akinos:there is a longer version of this, and it is not a joke. Because the prof was talking about religion and denying the existence of God, then the student rebuke his argument by insulting him. -
cannot argue with darkie science one.
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There is no definite proof for existence or absence of God
Joke,I guess was okay
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"No grass on the busy road, no hair on the clever head."
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Can actually change brain to the professor's.. ahem. To make fun of him. ;D
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:If you use medical device, it's possible to hear the brain.
If the professor is undergoing brain operation, it's possible to touch the brain.
You can see the professor's brain through many ways like CT and MRI etc. -
How about the professor replyingOriginally posted by Darkness_hacker99:If you use medical device, it's possible to hear the brain.
If the professor is undergoing brain operation, it's possible to touch the brain.
You can see the professor's brain through many ways like CT and MRI etc.
"Has anyone seen the student dick."
"Has anyone touch the student dick"
"Has anyone feel the student dick"
I conclude that the student got no dick -
Yea good 1 good 1Originally posted by constancebay:How about the professor replying
"Has anyone seen the student dick."
"Has anyone touch the student dick"
"Has anyone feel the student dick"
I conclude that the student got no dick