There was this lady who wanted to find the perfect husband. So, she put an add in the paper that said,"Wanted: A husband that won't beat me, run away from me, and is good in bed."
A few weeks later, the doorbell rings. When she answered it there was a man with no arms and no legs.
Lady: May I help you?
Man: I'm here about your ad in the paper.
Lady: I don't think you meet the requirements.
Man: Look, I have no arms so I can't beat you, I have no legs so I can't run away from you....
Lady: But you have to be good in bed...
Man: How do you think I rang the doorbell?