Irish Prostitute
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time?
Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?
The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family."
"OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and ... ."
"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad.
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!" -
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Try posting this in Eternal Hope subforum
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Liddat also can. -
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come on cheer upz.....Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:...................... -
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Nice One !!
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i'm not sure if all got the punchline here, the irish are deeply divided between catholics and protestants....
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u will be flamed like siao...Originally posted by ceecookie:Try posting this in Eternal Hope subforum -
u will be flamed also when people from EH come in....Originally posted by hiphop2009:u will be flamed like siao... -
prostitute earn so much money ah
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its not about religion parse...
its about ireland itself...
the war involvin the protestants and the catholics -
Wtf???
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i tink it's about northern ireland
the ppl living there are called the catholics
the british took over the northern part of ireland and they are called the protestants -
You will catch the joke only if you realise how fast and witty the old man is.
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lol sec4 history lesson.