There were 3 army generals from America, Britain and Singapore on board a ship. They were chatting and having drinks.
The American general decided that he wanted to show off to his counterparts how courageous his soldiers were, so he asked one soldier to dive into the shark infested sea and swim 3 full rounds around the ship.
'Anything for Uncle Sam!' shouted the soldier, he then jumped into the sea and promptly swam 3 rounds around the ship.
Once he got up, the American general praised his soldier, and grinned at his companions.
'That, my friends, is courage.' he said
Not willing to be outdone, the British general called one of his soldiers to swim 5 full rounds around the ship. The soldier bellowed 'Anything for the Queen!' and promptly swam 5 full rounds around the ship.
When the soldier climbed on deck, the British general smiled at his companions.
'That, my friends, is courage.' he said
By this time, the Singaporean general was getting all worked up wanting to show off how brave and courageous his own soldiers were, so he called one of his men to swim 7 rounds around the ship.
The soldier stared at the general, then said, "KNN! you want lim peh to go swim in that kanasai sea ah? I still paying through my nose for my 4-room HDB flat and you liddat want me risk life so that you can haolian to these cheebyes? You want show off go and swim yourself la! Bo liao!"
Saying thus, the soldier returned to his room.
The Singaporean general flashed a wide smile at his friends.
'My friends, THAT, is true courage.'
