Yoda Sex Lines

• GIB

  26 Nov 07, 17:53

  12. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!"
  11. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must."
  10. "Feel the force!"
  9. "Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things."
  8. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!"
  7. "Do me or do me not - there is no try."
  6. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!"
  5. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
  4. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
  3. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
  2. "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"
  1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
  
  
• kalangkabo

  26 Nov 07, 17:56

  
• de_middle

  26 Nov 07, 17:58

  
• oldbreadstinks

  26 Nov 07, 21:05

  
• mortified

  26 Nov 07, 23:55

  
• maskedangel

  27 Nov 07, 00:01

  
• seotiblizzard

  27 Nov 07, 00:16

  
• eagle

  27 Nov 07, 00:17

  
• omgukilledkenny

  27 Nov 07, 00:18

  
• mhcampboy

  27 Nov 07, 00:18

  
• purpledragon84

  27 Nov 07, 00:19

  Originally posted by GIB:

  1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"
  
  

  
• WinnieThePooh

  27 Nov 07, 02:57

  
• trendz

  27 Nov 07, 11:45

  
• nehpyh

  27 Nov 07, 12:09

  
  
  Love the last one!
• wonderamazement

  28 Nov 07, 20:18

  No:8
• Q.C.Pak

  28 Nov 07, 20:19

  
• I-like-flings(m)

  28 Nov 07, 20:26

  knn..
• Hanagata

  28 Nov 07, 20:28

  
• I-like-flings(m)

  28 Nov 07, 20:30

  Originally posted by Q.C.Pak:

  

  "Schoolgirls might have grown-up bodies, but their minds are still childish. It's much more fun to be with a woman who's got loads of experience and can carry on a conversation." - Quoted from Yoshiaki Yasuda
  
  ur signy hor.... my reply will be....
  
  Who need a gal to carry on a conversation DURING SEX? just shut up, suck my co.ck and let mi bang u like no tomolo .... Quoted from I-like-flings(m)
  
  
  
  
• dakkon_blackblade

  28 Nov 07, 21:46

  Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):

  "Schoolgirls might have grown-up bodies, but their minds are still childish. It's much more fun to be with a woman who's got loads of experience and can carry on a conversation." - Quoted from Yoshiaki Yasuda
  
  ur signy hor.... my reply will be....
  
  Who need a gal to carry on a conversation DURING SEX? just shut up, suck my co.ck and let mi bang u like no tomolo .... Quoted from I-like-flings(m)
  
  
  
  

  I dunno, but I find airheads a bit of a turn-off.