Hotel
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs You know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room & give me one - No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic .........
........... but for an outside line you need to press 9." -
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catch no ball?
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you know usually hotels u want to call outside u need to go through the operator one....so the one he talked to was the operator instead of the sexy girlOriginally posted by UncleFishballz:catch no ball? -
wa he talked so long....
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wonder how he check out
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u ppl must remember to press 9 1st ok...
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Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):wonder how he check out
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Embarrassing sia...
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funny sia!
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wtf
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BEST!
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Maybe the operator would go up and help him with the "massage"...
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Maybe you will get directed to another operatorOriginally posted by GHoST_18:u ppl must remember to press 9 1st ok... -