Teeing Off With A Mercedes Benz

• sand king

  28 Nov 07, 08:25

  On a golf tour in Newfoundland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes Benz into a gas station in a remote part of the island.
  
  The attendant at the pump greets him in a typical Newfoundland manner, completely unaware of who the golf pro is.
  
  “Mornin’ bye” says the attendant.
  
  Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
  
  As he does so, two tees fall out out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
  
  “What are dey den, son?” asks the attendant.
  
  “They’re called tees” replies Tiger.
  
  “Well, what on de good earth are dey for?” inquires the Newfie.
  
  “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving” says Tiger.
  
  “Freeckin Jaysus” says the Newfie, “Dem boys at Mercedes tink of everything”.
• Q.C.Pak

  28 Nov 07, 08:27

  Sua ku...
• Pitot

  28 Nov 07, 08:27

  
• newcomer

  28 Nov 07, 08:29

  
• jondizzle foshizzle

  28 Nov 07, 08:50

  Dam newfies...lol
• maskedangel

  28 Nov 07, 12:47

  
• mortified

  28 Nov 07, 12:54

  
• seotiblizzard

  28 Nov 07, 16:06

  
  
  WTF!.
  
  
• wonderamazement

  28 Nov 07, 20:12

  Sweet...
• WinnieThePooh

  29 Nov 07, 03:17

  
• eagle

  29 Nov 07, 14:20

  nice
• dangerboi

  30 Nov 07, 22:10

  
• MARK1992

  30 Nov 07, 23:27

  dont get....NOT!!!
• sand king

  30 Nov 07, 23:47

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  dont get....NOT!!!

  the term ''driving'' in golf means to shoot the ball.
  
  before he shoots the ball he has to place it on a tee, its like a pin you stick into the ground, but theres a small spot to rest the ball.