Fetch me slippers
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'me feet are freezing mate, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'
'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs.
There, sat on their bed, are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fuck off ya liar' they said.
'I'll prove it' says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them Pat?'
'Course' he says 'What's the use of fucking 1 of them?' -
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cool trick
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Got mistake le, you'all never notice meh?
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ya.Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:Got mistake le, you'all never notice meh?
the guy name is murphy.
Not pat.
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Originally posted by GIB:
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Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'me feet are freezing mate, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'
'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs.
There, sat on their bed, are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fuck off ya liar' they said.
'I'll prove it' says paddy[b]. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them [b]Pat?'
'Course' he says 'What's the use of fucking 1 of them?' -
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg. Paddy says, 'me feet are freezing mate, could you nip up stairs and fetch me slippers?'
'No bother' says Murphy, and runs upstairs.
There, sat on their bed, are Paddy's stunning 19 yr old twin daughters. 'Hello girls, your dad sent me up here to shag ya both.'
'Fuck off ya liar' they said.
'I'll prove it' says Murphy. So he shouts down the stairs 'Both of them Pat?'
'Course' he says 'What's the use of fucking 1 of them?' -
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lol. he must hv known his friend inside out.
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haha cute
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