Castration

• GIB

  28 Nov 07, 22:42

  "Doc," says Arthur, "I want to be castrated ."
  
  "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.
  
  "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done." replies Arthur.
  
  "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor.
  
  "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"
  
  "I'm aware of that Doc and you're not going to change my mind; either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."
  
  "Well, OK," says the doctor, "but it's against my better judgement!"
  
  So, Arthur has his operation and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his IV stand.
  
  Heading toward him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
  
  "Hi there." says Arthur.
  
  "It looks like you've just had the same operation as me."
  
  "Well," said the other patient, "I finally decided after 67 years that I would like to be circumcised ."
  
  Arthur stared at him in horror... "OH SHIT! THAT'S THE WORD!!"
• Agenda

  28 Nov 07, 22:44

  
• wonderamazement

  28 Nov 07, 22:46

  Suay...
• Vel Vel

  28 Nov 07, 22:58

  i was thinking about circumcision when he mentioned castration in the beginning of the joke. lol
• maskedangel

  29 Nov 07, 00:38

  heard b4, but still as funnie
  
• BrUtUs

  29 Nov 07, 00:41

  read b4 since kid days.....
• Hello Kitty

  29 Nov 07, 00:46

  i wan to castrate my bf's too.
  
  so dat me can kip in bag.
  
  so lomantic - wif me 24/7.
• WinnieThePooh

  29 Nov 07, 03:12

  
• mortified

  29 Nov 07, 09:44

  
• de_middle

  29 Nov 07, 10:14

  
• Sienx

  29 Nov 07, 13:06

  
• wului99

  29 Nov 07, 13:09

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  i wan to castrate my bf's too.
  
  so dat me can kip in bag.
  
  so lomantic - wif me 24/7.

  wtf
  
  imagine u castrate yr cb and let bf keep in his pocket
• eagle

  29 Nov 07, 14:13

  also rather old joke
• gunner77

  29 Nov 07, 14:17

  
• caleb_chiang

  29 Nov 07, 14:18

  
  
  ROFL
• LatecomerX

  29 Nov 07, 14:20

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  i wan to castrate my bf's too.
  
  so dat me can kip in bag.
  
  so lomantic - wif me 24/7.

  
  
  
  
• donex

  29 Nov 07, 15:09

  
• T E M P O

  29 Nov 07, 15:36

  
• wishboy

  29 Nov 07, 18:56

  Originally posted by LatecomerX:

  
  
  
  

  
  
  
• sand king

  29 Nov 07, 18:59

  
• cApitaland

  29 Nov 07, 19:09

  how to castrate cb?
• seotiblizzard

  29 Nov 07, 20:00

  
  
  good luck.
• wului99

  29 Nov 07, 20:38

  Originally posted by LatecomerX:

  
  
  
  

  
  
  SM HK
  
  
• jasonsamster

  4 Jan 08, 16:45

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  i wan to castrate my bf's too.
  
  so dat me can kip in bag.
  
  so lomantic - wif me 24/7.

  then you will waste your fertile eggs and child bearing hips
• Q.C.Pak

  4 Jan 08, 16:47