Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? *HILARIOUS*
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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry
a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle
class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all
married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual
income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New
York City Garden , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who don�ut have looks and are not interesting, but they
are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (My target now is to get married)
Ms. Pretty
Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please
allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so
I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the
details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of beauty and money: Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair
and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason.
The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of
economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a trading position. If the trade value
dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be
cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or leased. Anyone
with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking
for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This
has better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in leasing services, do contact me.
Signed,
J.P. Morgan -
wols..repost
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ownage
AND FREAKING CHANGE YOUR SIGGY LA -
diam diam.Originally posted by gigabyte14:ownage
AND FREAKING CHANGE YOUR SIGGY LA -
Isn't J.P Morgan, John Pierpont Morgan?
Isn't he the American financier, banker, philanthropist, and art collector who dominated corporate finance and industrial consolidation during his time? -
I think this is repeated leh. -
hw many times le.
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*sigh*Originally posted by Hello Kitty:hw many times le. -
Originally posted by AndrewPKYap:*sigh*
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another repost. but still worth a laugh.
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pwned!
but so true. girls, don't be yaya when you look good. -
pai seh. dun know this is repost.
ah nia pai seh. -
long joke.. -
old old joke
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Sounds bogus since JP Morgan posted it...
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Serious!! He really wrote that?!! No wonder he owns half of US in his time...Originally posted by hondapons:......
Signed,
J.P. Morgan -
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giga is going to get ban soon.Originally posted by gigabyte14:ownage
AND FREAKING CHANGE YOUR SIGGY LA
pls put
in ur siggy. -
diam diam.Originally posted by seotiblizzard:giga is going to get ban soon.
pls put in ur siggy.
Hey notice a pattern here ? -
someone got post at sgf before. in AA i think
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zz..not him la..probably someone who wans to be associated with JP Morgan liao...and JP Morgan is a pretigious bank in US.Originally posted by airgrinder:Serious!! He really wrote that?!! No wonder he owns half of US in his time...
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Could be. Thanks.Originally posted by Xtrider:zz..not him la..probably someone who wans to be associated with JP Morgan liao...and JP Morgan is a pretigious bank in US.
But JP Morgan is a real person. He single handedly brought some of the greatest steel companies together in the history of US, and made himself one of the richest man then. Steel at that time was heavily in demand, for railroads, ships, rifles, and machinery.
I know JP Morgan Chase bank. Went there for a meeting sometime ago. -
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/RAGHHH. Olddd
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ponz mei muz be bendz..