Garden Spiders
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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was.
He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.
He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?", she asked.
"They're mating", her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
"It's called a Daddy Longlegs", her father said.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?", the little girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied, "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden." -
No tt innocent eh ...
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I can't help but agree so much to you, yong93...
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gay spiders. -
Wow after so long finally some 1 agrees with me ... Today wad day go buy 4D....Originally posted by VeNgEaNcE.oF.rAiN:I can't help but agree so much to you, yong93...
Shuckz underage ...
2911 , if really Kai i go bang wall .... -
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i don get it. and so?
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lol homo spiders
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Wat the f**.
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cause the spider species is daddy longlegs.Originally posted by maskedangel:i don get it. and so?
so when she ask if the other 1 is mummy.
it is not.
she thought is gay and kill lor. -
explained and the joke is not funny anymore.Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:cause the spider species is daddy longlegs.
so when she ask if the other 1 is mummy.
it is not.
she thought is gay and kill lor.
pple have to use more imagination -_- -
solli ah.Originally posted by ad3285:explained and the joke is not funny anymore.
pple have to use more imagination -_-
he dun understand mah. -
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full marks