18 year old lodger
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A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to play darts," she said.
So the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any public hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said: "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself"
the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," said the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes," said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy mooff. When the husband got back in, she asked: "Did you see?" "Yes," he said. "But why the hell did you have to show her yours?"
"Why," she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know," he said, "but the fucking darts team hadn't!" -
PS: GIB, did u get all your post counts by posting jokes? -
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Most of them, yes. There might be about 10 or so distributed throughout the other forums.Originally posted by T E M P O:
PS: GIB, did u get all your post counts by posting jokes? -
hw u get a senior memeber for posting 300++ only??
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amazing. u'e earned my respectOriginally posted by GIB:Most of them, yes. There might be about 10 or so distributed throughout the other forums.
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senior member is the amount of time that has passed since u join the forum if im not wrong.Originally posted by stevephua:hw u get a senior memeber for posting 300++ only?? -
Nice ones always
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LOL.
for those who didnt get it
the husband brought along his dart frens. -
Please...jokes aren't funny if you have to explain it. So don't.Originally posted by cApitaland:LOL.
for those who didnt get it
the husband brought along his dart frens. -
On the other hand, jokes aren't funny if you dont understant them.Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Please...jokes aren't funny if you have to explain it. So don't. -
1 year to be exact....Originally posted by T E M P O:senior member is the amount of time that has passed since u join the forum if im not wrong. -
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why did he write f*cking and nothing happened to the word?
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Yes exactly. But explaining them won't do much good so it's kind of pointless. Plus it's annoying for those who do get it.Originally posted by freakass:On the other hand, jokes aren't funny if you dont understant them. -
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now thats weird!Originally posted by mortified:why did he write f*cking and nothing happened to the word? -
Edit/quote his post (or this one) for the fucking answer.Originally posted by r0mE_27:now thats weird! -
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explaining to people helps to spread the joy in that joke, so that more people can laugh. why do some people have to get annoyed over such petty stuff?Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Yes exactly. But explaining them won't do much good so it's kind of pointless. Plus it's annoying for those who do get it.
on another note, people who snub others' effort in spreading joy are a weird bunch. -