Sunday School
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Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
"Well, mum, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.
"When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and saved the Israelites."
"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?" his mother asked.
"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it." -
don't get it
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read the last sentence again "but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd never believe it"Originally posted by OasisBlue:don't get it -
I almost wanted to explain the joke but I reckoned that if the joke is to be explained, it wouldn't be funny anymore.
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cuz moses supposed divided the sea/ocean/water into 2 so that in the middle, its the seabed, which is dry and those ppl can walk thru.
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why never say blow up the bridge while the Egyptians were crossing it to chase them
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how cum so many "religion" related jokes... which arent even funny...
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Originally posted by eagle:why never say blow up the bridge while the Egyptians were crossing it to chase them
cos the kid does not believe the sea opening up stuff........ -
Originally posted by eagle: Military Nuts