Israeli soldiers
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2 Israeli soldiers are sitting at a sidewalk cafe.
One of them exclaims, "Today, we capture the Suez Canal!"
To which the other soldier replies, "Great idea! But what will we do in the afternoon?"
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An Arab division spotted a lone Israeli sniper positioned in a house up ahead, so the leader dispatched 2 men to get him.
When the men did not return, he sent 6 more men.
All the men failed to return, so a whole company was sent.
about 2 hours later, a bloody, heavily wounded Arab soldier returned to his leader.
He shouted, "It was an ambush! There were 2 of them!"
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An Israeli soldier apologised for capturing only 10 tanks and 300 prisoners.
"After all, my husband wasn't with me!" -
I heard this joke... substitute Israeli Soldier with US Green Beret.
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lol the US Green Berets are sissies compared to Israeli soldiers.Originally posted by Shotgun:I heard this joke... substitute Israeli Soldier with US Green Beret. -
Not very farnie
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Originally posted by thehappybunny:An Arab division spotted a lone Israeli sniper positioned in a house up ahead, so the leader dispatched 2 men to get him.
When the men did not return, he sent 6 more men.
All the men failed to return, so a whole company was sent.
about 2 hours later, a bloody, heavily wounded Arab soldier returned to his leader.
He shouted, "It was an ambush! There were 2 of them!"
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Ambush!
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Originally posted by thehappybunny:
Catch no balls. What does it mean?
An Israeli soldier apologised for capturing only 10 tanks and 300 prisoners.
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In Israel, women also serve NS, even in combat rolesOriginally posted by yimkim:Catch no balls. What does it mean?
So if a woman without her hubby can destroy 30 tanks and capture 300 prisoners.... -
Israeli famed for female soldiersOriginally posted by yimkim:Catch no balls. What does it mean? -
You sure?Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:lol the US Green Berets are sissies compared to Israeli soldiers.
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During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: “Hey Abdul, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”
The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Ahmed?”
Ahmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Ahmed. -
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Originally posted by googoomuck:During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: “Hey Abdul, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”
The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Ahmed?”
Ahmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Ahmed. -
2nd 1 catch no ball
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Originally posted by googoomuck:During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: “Hey Abdul, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”
The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Ahmed?”
Ahmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Ahmed. -
Originally posted by googoomuck:During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: “Hey Abdul, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”
The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Ahmed?”
Ahmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Ahmed. -
Originally posted by googoomuck:During the 7-day Arab-Israeli war, the opposing armies were camped extremely close to one another on the first night of the war. One Israeli yelled out: “Hey Abdul, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Abdul stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Abdul.
The second night, another Israeli yelled out, “Hey Mohammed, are you there?”
On the Arab side, Mohammed stood up and said “Yeah?” The Israelis took out their machine guns and mowed down Mohammed.
On the third night, the Arabs got smart. One of them yelled “Hey Moshe, are you there?”
The Israelis yelled back, “No, Moshe isn’t here but is that you, Ahmed?”
Ahmed stood up and said “Yeah?” and the Israelis took out the machine guns and mowed down Ahmed.