Christmas Parrot

• GIB

  4 Dec 07, 22:50

  A few days before Christmas, a man enters a pet store looking for an unusual gift for his wife. The store manager tells him he has just what he's looking for! A beautiful parrot named Chet that sings Christmas carols.
  
  He brings the husband over to a colorful but quiet bird. The man agrees that Chet certainly is pretty, but he doesn't seem to be much of a singer. The manager tells him to watch as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette lighter. The manager then clicks the lighter and holds it under Chet's left foot. Immediately Chet starts singing; "Silent Night, Holy Night."
  
  The husband is very impressed with Chet's singing abilities and watches as the manager moves the lighter underneath Chet's right foot. Chet now starts to sing "Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way." The husband says Chet is perfect and that he'll take him.
  
  The husband rushes home to his wife and insists upon giving her this wonderful gift immediately. He presents Chet to her and starts to explain the parrot's special talent.
  
  Demonstrating, he holds a lighter under Chet's left foot and the bird sings "Silent Night." He then moves the lighter under the right foot and Chet lets loose a round of "Jingle Bells." The wife is absolutely amazed, and with a mischievous grin asks her husband what happens if he holds the lighter between Chet's legs instead. With his curiosity aroused, the husband relocates the lighter as his wife suggested and the bird begins to sing - Chet's nuts Roasting on an Open Fire!
• gunner77

  4 Dec 07, 23:01

  
• WinnieThePooh

  4 Dec 07, 23:04

  
• MARK1992

  4 Dec 07, 23:09

  
  LOLOLOLOLOL GOOOOOOD ONE
• unclebutcher

  5 Dec 07, 23:33

  
• eagle

  6 Dec 07, 10:40

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  6 Dec 07, 10:53

  me dunch gettit
• de_middle

  6 Dec 07, 11:28

  
• D_A_R_K

  6 Dec 07, 19:21

  
• ^tamago^

  6 Dec 07, 19:34

  
• T E M P O

  6 Dec 07, 20:46

  
• Ferguson

  9 Jan 08, 09:49

  explalin
• the.owl

  9 Jan 08, 09:59

  OMG, not funny.
• Exige60

  9 Jan 08, 16:00

  Quite funny lah...
• LatecomerX

  11 Jan 08, 01:12

  
  
  http://www.carols.org.uk/the_christmas_song_chestnuts_roasting.htm
  
• dumbdumb!

  11 Jan 08, 01:36

  
  
  wah lao. you guys are too innocent or too slow. tsk tsk.
  
  cannot explain to them la.. will ruin the joke for them
• turbo_drift

  11 Jan 08, 20:18

  knn. lucky i haven't drink yet.
• trendz

  11 Jan 08, 21:29

  
  
  http://youtube.com/watch?v=j_vhW1MDY08
• MrCloneMaster

  13 Jan 08, 15:54

  this is super funny
• allentyb_v2.01

  14 Jan 08, 20:52

  
• caleb_chiang

  14 Jan 08, 21:18

  
• Hello Kitty

  17 Jan 08, 07:10

  i get the joke.
  
  bt lealli, it's nt farnie.