This joke from long time ago, in a popular Joke book from Singapore, dunno you all got hear before anot. But anyway, I think it is funny and should be shared. The content is what I could remember, may not be the full story.
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Ah Beng and Ah Seng were walking on the streets going to a nearby coffeeshop to eat. Just then, they spotted something on the ground which seems to resemble a poo.
Ah Beng and Ah Seng stared at the poo and Ah Beng said, "Looks like sh!t leh." Ah Seng agreed.
Then, Ah Beng stuck his index finger into the poo. Ah Seng followed. Ah Beng pulled out his finger and smelled his finger. Ah Seng followed. "Hmm, smells like sh!t." Ah Beng confirmed, Ah Seng agreed too.
Afterwards, both of them tasted their index finger that was stuck into the poo. Both of them said in unison, "Yeah, taste like sh!t."
Finally, they concluded, "Confirm, must be sh!t !!"
In the end, they cheered in glee, "Wah! Lucky we never step on it!!"
the great singapore malaysia joke book 1
or smth liddat
my fren got in sms joke before
987fm ping and pong also have..