Christmas Jokes
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Praying For Gifts
Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the
two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one
began praying at the top of his lungs, "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY
FOR A NEW NINTENDO. I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why
are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother
replied, "No, but Gramma is!"
Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?
A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either).
Q: Why does Santa use Elves?
A: There is no trade union for Elves. They're easy to exploit.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log. -
den wat abt rudolf?
pls read harry potter fer more info on the exploitation of elves. -
ELVES ARE SLAVES!~
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Stop the exploitation of House-elf! They should have rights too! Support the cause of S.P.E.W!
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/me slap annoy.Originally posted by annoy-you-must:Stop the exploitation of House-elf! They should have rights too! Support the cause of S.P.E.W!
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haha, quite lame lar, anyway claustrophobic means that a fear of small tight space like in a container or a small room. Fear of santa claus?
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you got read hp one ah...Originally posted by Hello Kitty:den wat abt rudolf?
pls read harry potter fer more info on the exploitation of elves. -
did u come up wif the jokes urself?
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lame leh
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nt funny
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nope, people send emailOriginally posted by newcomer:did u come up wif the jokes urself? -
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Originally posted by sand king:
Achmed:
[b]Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !
Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
I'll keel you! -
Originally posted by Trump_Card:
SILENCE! I'LL KEEEEEEL YEEWWW!
Achmed:
[b]Knock knock
Who's there?
Me
I'll keel you!
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me is a big fan!Originally posted by Hocklez:you got read hp one ah...
me cried when dumbledore died!
me has an authentic replica of harry potter's wand! -
lol!Originally posted by Hello Kitty:me is a big fan!
me cried when dumbledore died!
me has an authentic replica of harry potter's wand!
where you get it from? still can only bai sui what...
too bad the story ended already. last book abit not up to my expectation... -
Originally posted by sand king:
Er..only one reindeer has a red nose, and its rudolf. Flawed joke.
Q: Why do reindeer have red noses?
A: They are not equipped with ABS and thus tend to bump into things on slippery surfaces. This is why Santa is often seen with a red nose (the sleigh doesn't have an airbag, either). -
ppl bog fer me de.Originally posted by Hocklez:lol!
where you get it from? still can only bai sui what...
too bad the story ended already. last book abit not up to my expectation...
me got use it to cast spells too.
wingardium leviosa.
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
me no like the unrealistic endin too. -
your patronas comes in the form of big fat hello kitty!Originally posted by Hello Kitty:ppl bog fer me de.
me got use it to cast spells too.
wingardium leviosa.
EXPECTO PATRONUM!!!
me no like the unrealistic endin too.