How To Call The Police

• GIB

  7 Dec 07, 23:34

  George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
  
  He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
  
  "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
  
  Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the burglars red-handed.
  
  One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
  
  George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
• wonderamazement

  7 Dec 07, 23:44

  Sweet.
• Darkness_hacker99

  7 Dec 07, 23:48

  
• jay_rocks

  7 Dec 07, 23:51

  
• eagle

  8 Dec 07, 00:02

  pwned
• WinnieThePooh

  8 Dec 07, 02:01

  familiar..
• Daisuke-kun

  8 Dec 07, 10:36

  ummm...
  dun understand bout the shooting part..
• dumbdumb!

  8 Dec 07, 10:51

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  ummm...
  dun understand bout the shooting part..

  haha u so slow.
  
  he didn't really shoot them la.
  
  try this stunt in singapore. sure die
• yimkim

  8 Dec 07, 11:31

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  haha u so slow.
  
  he didn't really shoot them la.
  
  try this stunt in singapore. sure die

  Why in singapore sure die
  
  I think is the police die. The next day newspaper will come out police find excuses not to go to crime sence.
  
  The police die lah not you
• gunner77

  8 Dec 07, 15:14

  
• wishboy

  8 Dec 07, 20:49

  Originally posted by yimkim:

  Why in singapore sure die
  
  I think is the police die. The next day newspaper will come out police find excuses not to go to crime sence.
  
  The police die lah not you

  both oso la
  
• seotiblizzard

  8 Dec 07, 21:17

  
  
  Nice one.
  
  
• yong93

  8 Dec 07, 21:19

  Read it Twice Get The Meaning
• yiha093

  8 Dec 07, 22:24

  
• maskedangel

  9 Dec 07, 01:55

  
• D_A_R_K

  9 Dec 07, 16:50

  
• dangerboi

  9 Dec 07, 21:06

  
• caleb_chiang

  10 Dec 07, 19:34

  
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  11 Dec 07, 16:13

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  11 Dec 07, 16:32

  alright..
• RumRunner

  11 Dec 07, 16:38

  how to call police? ok ok dun panic, dun panic. take a deep breath, relax... ok now listen very carefully... must listen one you know, cannot anyhow do! later get into trouble dun blame me. you got phone or not? have ar? ok good. now geet ur god damn phone. ok got it oready? good! now can see the button "9"? can ar? ok good! now you ti ti tu tu. pless "9" three time, three time only ar! not 4 times, 5 times this one not competition ok! ok pless oleady? ok now you know HOW TO MOTHER FARKING CALL A GOD DAMN POLICE!? well good for you cuz one fine !@#$ing day sumones gonna beat you to pulp for your god damn misleading posts with your god damn misleading titles... ARGH!
• RumRunner

  11 Dec 07, 16:41

  hahaha the joke belli farni lor
• de_middle

  11 Dec 07, 16:43