Nymphomaniac
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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his serat and bingo! she took the seat right beside him. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?" She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business".
I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".
He swallowed hard ... here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and quiet. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy." -
me & my greek bf!
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dont understand the last line
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cathing air, not balls. . .
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the joke will be lost if everyone keep explaining them
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haha, the last time is what makes it a joke
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Explanation below, highlight to see:
Well, "Tonto" I assume is a Native American name, the surname is Greek, and "Paddy" is Irish. -
Well, that name is Greek.Originally posted by mortified:dont understand the last line 
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Tonto -the native American name made famous in Lone Ranger/Papadopoulos-typical greek surname/Paddy-that is Ah Beng for IrishOriginally posted by mortified:dont understand the last line 
Now you can go back to your cave and wait for the next joke -