Rectum stretcher
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While I was driving down the highway the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.
The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work."
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"
To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless. -
dun understand...
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Indirectly calling him an a$$h0le... -
OOOO.
a 6 foot as$hole.
hmm.
the guy short? -
6 feet is around 1.8m... not short lor...Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:OOOO.
a 6 foot as$hole.
hmm.
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" There are somethings money can't buy, but for everything else, there's MasterCard. " -
too chim
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me dun noe wad the joke is. . .
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nice way of telling the cop he's an arsehole
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nice one... so many blur sotongs newayyys... he mentions the fact that he'd put he's fingers... that pretty ghey... but its still hilarious
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hahahha he suan the police man la.. wahahahahahh nice one
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Speeding ticket: £105.00
Court costs: £45
Look on copper's face: Priceless.
the above is really irritating -
the cop was 6 foot tall
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Great one
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