Smart wife
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A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart for a very long time. Already I'm starting to miss you and there's really not much to do here in the evenings. Besides that, we're constantly surrounded by young attractive native girls. Do you think if I had a hobby of some kind I would not be tempted?"
So his wife sent him back a harmonica saying, "why don't you learn to play this?" Eventually his tour of duty came to an end and he rushed back to his wife. "Darling" he said, "I can't wait to get you into bed so that we make passionate love!" She kissed him and said, "First let's see you play that harmonica." -
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huh? blow?
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read properly,Originally posted by brokenluv:huh? blow?
the wife ask him to learn the instrument
if he cannot play the instrument, tat means he is fooling with those attractive gals -
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fool around then cannot learn how to play mehOriginally posted by gunner77:read properly,
the wife ask him to learn the instrument
if he cannot play the instrument, tat means he is fooling with those attractive gals -
what if he could do both things at the same time... multi-tasking...
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so dat mofo chee bai kia can play anot?!
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to be continueOriginally posted by Hello Kitty:so dat mofo chee bai kia can play anot?! -
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Originally posted by Hello Kitty:so dat mofo chee bai kia can play anot?! so angry sial... take a chill pill babez
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no!
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orh... you want to know whether he can play harmonica? oh that one so simple liao? come closer, come closer I tell you ar...
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I oso dunno leh... -
childish.
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nice one! =D
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not funny leh.
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