Best Excuses If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

• extrinsic

  11 Dec 07, 15:19

  1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
  
  2. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last
  time management course you sent me to."
  
  3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
  
  4. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and
  envisioning a new paradigm!"
  
  5. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people !"
  
  6. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
  
  7. "Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP)
  you learned at the last mandatory seminar your boss made you attend.
  
  8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related
  stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"
  
  9. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution
  to our biggest problem."
  
  10. "The coffee machine is broke...."
  
  11. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."
  
  12. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
  
  13. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
  workaholic!"
  
  and the one i like best is
  
  14. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
• gunner77

  11 Dec 07, 15:39

  
• LatecomerX

  11 Dec 07, 15:41

  
• kalangkabo

  11 Dec 07, 15:59

  15. "Amen"
• Daisuke-kun

  11 Dec 07, 16:01

  now tis is nice
• purpledragon84

  11 Dec 07, 19:27

  shud do it the army style
  
  "i resting my eyes"
• sand king

  11 Dec 07, 19:31

  i rikes the last one!
• Nadare

  11 Dec 07, 19:34

  
• Darkness_hacker99

  11 Dec 07, 20:07

  
• qrex

  11 Dec 07, 21:14

  
• WinnieThePooh

  12 Dec 07, 00:15

  
• technoboy

  12 Dec 07, 13:06

  
  
  Nice one about contact lenses.
• de_middle

  12 Dec 07, 13:08

  
• ad3285

  12 Dec 07, 13:42

  nice. hahaha shall bookmark this use one of it everyday.
  
• ndmmxiaomayi

  12 Dec 07, 13:45