Various jokes
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Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.
Because he wanted to use the jokes again, he requested the reporters to omit them from any accounts they might turn in to their newspapers.
A cub reporter, in commenting on the speech, ended his piece with the following: “The minister told a number of stories that cannot be published.”
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Just got my visa application for Taiwan (upcoming business trip). Reading the English language directions carefully, it says in the upper right corner:
Please attach 2 recent bust photos (taken within last three months)
Makes me think I should be sure to ask for the application for males next time.
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A waitress walks up to the table of three Japanese men at a New York City restaurant. When she gets to the table, the waitress notices that the 3 men are furiously masturbating!
She asks, “What the hell are you perverts doing?”, to which one of the men replied, “We all berry hungry”!
She responds, “But why are you whacking off?” One of the three says, “Because menu say `first come, first served!” -
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u should leave the jokes telling to GIBS
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