From a Female Perspective:
17. Pray for Mercy, Sucker!
16. Prepare My Shit-List
15. Precarious Mental State
14. Punching Men Senseless
13. Pit Bull in Mini-skirt and Stilettos
12. Pouty Mouth Syndrome
11. Punish My Spouse
10. Please Meet Satan
9. Pass My Shotgun
8. Psychotic Mood Shift
7. Perpetual Munching Spree
6. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make Me Sick
4. Provide Me with Sweets
3. Pardon My Sobbing
2. Pimples May Surface
1. Putting up with Men's Shit
From a Male Perspective:
1. Protect My Scrotum (from incoming kick in the balls)
2. Pleasant Mammary Swellings
