I receive this joke from an email.
pardon me if u read it before.
A man recently paid a visit to a
millionaire's house, and
ended up not having anything to drink despite the
offer.
Below is how the offer was made to him:
Question: 'What would
you like to have..... Fruit juice, Soda,
Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or
Coffee?'
Answer: 'Tea please'
Question: 'Ceylontea, Herbal tea,
Bush tea, Honey bush tea,
Ice tea or green tea?'
Answer:
'Ceylontea'
Question: 'How would you like it? Black or
white?'
Answer: 'White'
Question: 'Milk, Whitener, or Condensed
milk?'
Answer: 'With milk.'
Question: 'Goat milk, Camel milk or
cow milk'
Answer: 'With cow milk please.'
Question: 'Milk from
Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?'
Answer: 'Uhmm... I will take it
black.'
Question: 'Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or
honey?'
Answer: 'With sugar'
Question:' Beet sugar or cane
sugar?'
Answer: 'Cane sugar'
Question:' White, brown or yellow
sugar?'
Answer: 'Walau! Forget about tea just give me a glass of
water
instead.'
Question: 'Mineral water or still
water?'
Answer: 'Mineral water'
Question: 'Flavored or
non-flavored?'
Answer: Argh! Fark la, Forget it.
