Viagra for Nursing Homes And Sunburn Burn
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Nursing Home
Did you hear that nursing homes are starting to give Viagra to the old men living there? It's to keep them from rolling out of bed.
Sunburn
A man was on holiday in the Caribbean and, liking the warm tropical weather, settled down for a day's sunbathing. He fell asleep, and after a whole day his legs became sunburned beyond belief. He could hardly stand the pain. He decided to go to the doctor for treatment.
The doctor looked at his lobster-colored legs and shook his head. "You must realize that this is only a small village surgery," he explained. "I've really got nothing at all to help you. However, try taking this just before bedtime..." The doctor gave him one tablet of Viagra.
Puzzled, the man asked, "I've got acute sunburn: what's a Viagra tablet going to do?"
"Nothing at all for the sunburn," the doctor replied, "but it will keep the sheets off your legs" -
don understand the 2nd one
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An erection keeps the sheet off his legs...Originally posted by gunner77:don understand the 2nd one
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