Dental Appointment

• GIB

  13 Dec 07, 19:24

  A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure.
  
  When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said "don't worry, I don't need an injection". The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's amazement the guy didn't even wince.
  
  The dentist, quite astonished remarked "that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them".
  
  The man said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!". The dentist exclaimed "oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience".
  
  The man replied "when I ran out of chain"
• T E M P O

  13 Dec 07, 19:25

  huh, what ran out of chain..?
• Daisuke-kun

  13 Dec 07, 19:25

  Originally posted by T E M P O:

  huh, what ran out of chain..?

  yarlor
• wonderamazement

  13 Dec 07, 19:26

  Dun geddit.
• MARK1992

  13 Dec 07, 21:08

  means he ran and ran till the chain became taut...then it pull...
  nice one GIB!
• dumbdumb!

  13 Dec 07, 21:12

  lol oh man, that sucks la!!!
  
  haha, some of you guys really slow in getting jokes haha
• MARK1992

  13 Dec 07, 21:34

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  lol oh man, that sucks la!!!
  
  haha, some of you guys really slow in getting jokes haha

  dumbdumb quite smart wor
  
• ohnoez!

  13 Dec 07, 21:53

  wat chain?
• MARK1992

  13 Dec 07, 21:59

  the damn chain attached to the damn trap la!
  wtf u ppl ah really dont get some jokes
• GHoST_18

  13 Dec 07, 22:06

  
• gunner77

  14 Dec 07, 00:02

  
• WinnieThePooh

  14 Dec 07, 00:06

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  the damn chain attached to the damn trap la!
  wtf u ppl ah really dont get some jokes

  Still dun get it
• LatecomerX

  14 Dec 07, 04:01

  
• Daisuke-kun

  14 Dec 07, 07:22

  wth.
  explain leh.
• Hello Kitty

  14 Dec 07, 07:26

  dat muz had been one hell of a big o.
• curryman

  14 Dec 07, 17:35

  coz the trap is attached to a chain and the chain has a fixed lenght (assuming that the other end of the chain is fixed to the ground).
  
  the lst pain is when the trap clamp his balls. then he run and when it ran out of chain (distance he ran further than the lenght of the chain), his balls must have been ripped off (2nd pain)
• crosshairs

  14 Dec 07, 17:36

  Cultural joke. We dun have rabbit traps in singapore. If one does not get the joke, that is normal, if one assumes everyone should get the joke, then one is the slow one.
• de_middle

  14 Dec 07, 17:37

  
• Shotgun

  14 Dec 07, 17:44

  Originally posted by dumbdumb!:

  lol oh man, that sucks la!!!
  
  haha, some of you guys really slow in getting jokes haha

  COS WE LIVE IN URBAN SINGAPORE!!!
  
  We have never seen a rabbit trap in our whole lives!
• caleb_chiang

  14 Dec 07, 17:50

  
• MARK1992

  14 Dec 07, 20:51

  pls lor...common sense la....singapore dont have winter..whats all the white white stuff ah?
• maskedangel

  14 Dec 07, 21:02

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  pls lor...common sense la....singapore dont have winter..whats all the white white stuff ah?

  dandruff?
• MARK1992

  14 Dec 07, 21:15

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  dandruff?

  LOL really joke forum sia
• jay_rocks

  14 Dec 07, 21:15

  
• yong93

  14 Dec 07, 21:17

  
  
  Nt funny too cheem , simplicity is humour ...