Little Magdalena On... (adult jokes)

• soleachip

  14 Dec 07, 14:09

  English
  
  Little Magdalena goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
  
  Magdalena says "Mas - tur - bate."
  
  Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Magdalena that's a mouthful."
  
  Magdalena says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blow job."
  
  ***
  
  Math
  
  Little Magdalena returns home from school and says she got an F in arithmetic.
  
  "Why?" asks the father."
  
  "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3?' I said 6," replied magdalena.
  
  "But that's right!" says his dad.
  
  "Yeah, but then she asked me, 'How much is 3x2?'"
  
  "What's the fvcking difference?" asks the father?
  
  "That's what I said!"
  
• T E M P O

  14 Dec 07, 14:11

  
  
  Lil Johnny's sister or Gf ah
• pwnz0r

  14 Dec 07, 14:24

  math one is win
• eagle

  14 Dec 07, 20:31

  Originally posted by pwnz0r:

  math one is win

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• maskedangel

  14 Dec 07, 20:34

  
• WinnieThePooh

  14 Dec 07, 23:21

  
• gunner77

  14 Dec 07, 23:32

  
  like father like daughter
• LatecomerX

  15 Dec 07, 01:56

  
• Gackt247

  15 Dec 07, 02:01

  
• Ito_^

  15 Dec 07, 02:02

  
• knockonmydoor

  15 Dec 07, 13:58