can ur dic touch your @ss

• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  14 Dec 07, 20:26

  one day a father brot his son to the toy store, then when his son saw a toy aeroplane, he was very excited and asked
  
  Son: Dad dad dad, look at the plane, can i have it can i have it?
  
  Dad: Son, can your dic touch @ss
  
  Son: No dad of cos not
  
  Dad: Well, son tats my answer to you
  
  Disappointed, they moved on....then the son came upon a toy machine gun and got all excited again....
  
  Son: dad dad dad i wan that i wan that can i have the gun pleaseeeeeeeeeee?
  
  Dad: son, can your dic touch your @ss?
  
  Son: dad no dad
  
  Dad: well, u've got the answer.....
  
  Disappointed that he can't squeeze a toy from his dad they decided to leave. suddenly as they were crossing the cashier, alarms sound and balloons drop. Bands came out playing music and clowns came out and toss the boy into the air.....
  
  Clown: Congratulations, u are our no.1 million customer and as a token of our appreciation, i hereby present you with this cheque of $100,000....
  
  Dad: ermmm son, do you think u can share with me the money cos u noe....
  
  Son: Dad, can ur dic touch ur @ss?
  
  Dad: ar ar ar, as a matter of fact son, i can.... lemme show u.....
  
  Son: THEN WHY DUN YOU GO FARK YOURSELF......
  
  
• thehappybunny

  14 Dec 07, 20:28

  Originally posted by NewAgeSensitiveBoy:

  Dad: ar ar ar, as a matter of fact son, i can.... lemme show u.....
  

  actually...i find that funnier than the punchline
• maskedangel

  14 Dec 07, 20:44

  Originally posted by thehappybunny:

  actually...i find that funnier than the punchline

  bunnie thinking differently!
• thehappybunny

  14 Dec 07, 20:51

  Originally posted by maskedangel:

  bunnie thinking differently!

  sexposer!
  
  
• Unidentified

  14 Dec 07, 20:53

  Good one
• jay_rocks

  14 Dec 07, 21:10

  PWN3D!
• Daisuke-kun

  14 Dec 07, 21:11

  Originally posted by thehappybunny:

  actually...i find that funnier than the punchline

  same for me ...
• yong93

  14 Dec 07, 21:13

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  same for me ...

  Me too ...
• caleb_chiang

  14 Dec 07, 21:22

  Originally posted by yong93:

  Me too ...

  mi 3...
• dangerboi

  14 Dec 07, 22:41

  
• mhcampboy

  14 Dec 07, 22:43

  How come he 1million customer when he never buy anitin??
• TrixCereals

  14 Dec 07, 22:56

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  How come he 1million customer when he never buy anitin??

  Maybe the one millionth customer to enter the store?
  
  Nice joke btw.
• 798

  14 Dec 07, 22:58

  good joke!
• mhcampboy

  14 Dec 07, 23:00

  Originally posted by TrixCereals:

  Maybe the one millionth customer to enter the store?
  
  Nice joke btw.

  then shld say visitor mah..
  
  jokes got flaws.. not nice already
• WinnieThePooh

  14 Dec 07, 23:28

  
• gunner77

  14 Dec 07, 23:31

  
• Detached

  15 Dec 07, 01:04

  nice joke tho' a li'l crude
• LatecomerX

  15 Dec 07, 02:00

  Maybe that father did and gave birth to that bus-3rd.
  
• ChingAlvin

  15 Dec 07, 13:04

  
• knockonmydoor

  15 Dec 07, 13:59

  Dad huo gai. see la, don't wanna buy Son things
• jondizzle foshizzle

  15 Dec 07, 16:36

  Originally posted by mhcampboy:

  then shld say visitor mah..
  
  jokes got flaws.. not nice already

  stores don't get visitors they get customers.
• D_A_R_K

  17 Dec 07, 20:28

  Dad owned