A Case for Drinking More Beer

• soleachip

  14 Dec 07, 21:08

  A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, the slowest and weakest ones at the back are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.
  
  In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
  
  In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
  
  That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
  
• yong93

  14 Dec 07, 21:20

  You do ??
  
  I Do !!
  
  I drunk some by accident before class , some people pour in green tea bottle i just drink
  
  Later i understand my teacher
• ScottishBeef

  14 Dec 07, 21:25

  Whilst i love the buffalo theory, it's actually been shown that alcohol doesn't directly destroy brain cells.
  
  Still funny though
• WinnieThePooh

  14 Dec 07, 23:39

  
• gunner77

  15 Dec 07, 00:05

  
  great references
• ChingAlvin

  15 Dec 07, 13:05

  
• Bleech

  15 Dec 07, 15:59

  somehow i believe that th cells are equally divided in th brain and do not have the necessary instinct to run