Chinese Secret Sevices

• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  15 Dec 07, 15:31

  The never ending debate about who is the best secret services happened again. Feeling that they've had enuff, the CIA, KGB and Chinese Secret Services have decided to have a challenge to determine once and for all who is the best.
  
  They agreed to release a rabbit into the forest and see who can retrieve the rabbit the fastest.
  
  CIA decided they should go first and when the rabbit was released, they deployed the most sophisticated equipments of motion detectors, heat trackers, satellites and 500 agents into the woods to hunt the rabbit. 12 hours later, an agent emerged with the rabbit and declared:
  
  " Nobody beats us in terms of technological supremacy. CIA is the BEST!!!"
  
  The russians went next. They surrounded the forest with 300 agents each holding 2 cans of petrol and torched up the green..... afterwhich, the 300 stormed into the charred mess and emerged 6 hours later with a roasted rabbit.
  
  "Our mission is to bring you your target, DEAD OR ALIVE"
  
  Finally, the Chinese Secret Service's turn to perform..... they sent a single 5 footer agent into the forest with a baton on his hand......
  
  15 mins later, the chinese emerged from the forest dragging a badly bruised and wounded grizzly bear.....
  
  BEAR:" Pls stop hitting me, pls stop.... I admit i admit, i am the rabbit, i am the rabbit....."
  
  
• popmynutsy

  15 Dec 07, 15:42

  
  HAHAHAHA WTF.
• yong93

  15 Dec 07, 15:50

  O.o Y Bear So Scared ?
• knockonmydoor

  15 Dec 07, 15:50

  ahahaha
• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  15 Dec 07, 15:53

  Originally posted by yong93:

  O.o Y Bear So Scared ?

  tio pah ma....
• Spartans

  15 Dec 07, 15:56

  
• eagle

  15 Dec 07, 16:21

  
  
  damn good one
  
• Daisuke-kun

  15 Dec 07, 16:22

  TALKING BEAR
  WOW
• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  15 Dec 07, 16:24

  Originally posted by eagle:

  
  
  damn good one
  

  at your request.....
• Mrunknown

  15 Dec 07, 17:23

  
• gunner77

  15 Dec 07, 19:15

  
• maskedangel

  15 Dec 07, 20:10

  so bad!
• Unidentified

  15 Dec 07, 20:28

  clap clap ! Good one
  
• LatecomerX

  15 Dec 07, 22:27

  
• cApitaland

  15 Dec 07, 22:32

  so bad sia..
  
  but why china use tht tactics.. means wht. anythin oso can whack arh.
• pierre^^

  16 Dec 07, 00:45

  Coz if u see those Chinese WuXia Drama
  
  the court at that time wan an answer, they just torture to get any ans
  
  
• Nobunaga Oda

  16 Dec 07, 00:56

  
• I-like-flings(m)

  16 Dec 07, 01:00

  KNN ....
• cApitaland

  16 Dec 07, 01:00

  Originally posted by pierre^^:

  Coz if u see those Chinese WuXia Drama
  
  the court at that time wan an answer, they just torture to get any ans
  
  

  orh.. u mean those drama gt fly here and fly there got sword fight all arh. i like leh. hahaa
• freedom4ever

  16 Dec 07, 01:07

  ROFL
  
  i laughing so hard.
• Hello Kitty

  16 Dec 07, 06:37

  wah biang eh.
  
  u all no hear b4 meh.
• wishboy

  16 Dec 07, 12:10

  
• crimson soldier

  16 Dec 07, 13:57

  should swap the bear and the rabbit role in the story, would be a bit more funny
  
  still...good one
• idiotboi89

  16 Dec 07, 14:06

  I tink its more to just that
  
  CIA = technology
  
  KGB = just whack only, dead or alive
  
  CSC = Use violence until the bear not gulity say he is gulity
• ohnoez!

  16 Dec 07, 15:15

  wth!