A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was all having his coffee,
croissants, bread, butter and jam at the hotel's coffee house. A
Malaysian man, who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a
casual conversation.
Malaysian: 'You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course.'
Malaysian: 'We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts
we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants &
sell them across to Singapore.'
The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean
listened in silence.
Malaysian: 'Do you eat the jam with the bread?'
Singaporean: 'Of course.'
Malaysian (chuckling): 'We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for
breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and other left-overs in a
container recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it
across to Singapore.'
This time, the Singaporean retorted: 'Do you have sex in Malaysia?'
Malaysian: 'Why, of course we do'
Singaporean: 'Do you wear protection'
Malaysian: 'Of course! We wear condoms.'
Singaporean: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used
them?'
Malaysian: 'Stupid question! Of course we throw them away.'
Singaporean: 'We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them
In a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell
them across to Malaysia & that's the real reason why we banned chewing
gum in Singapore.
