Who Thinks Quick, Wins.
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A guy is on a date with this really hot chick, so he takes her up to LoverÂ’s Lane.
Things start getting hot and heavy and, just when they were about to go to third base, she says “I have to be honest with you, I’m a hooker.”
The man thinks for a bit but, being really in the mood, he asks “How much?” She replied, “For you, $25 since I like ya.”
He agrees to pay her $25, and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ”I have to be honest with you too now. I’m a cab driver and it’ll cost you $25 for a ride back to town.”
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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took
his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but
in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became
his stepmother. -
heh heh heh
if i was the guy, i'd charge her $30 for a ride back to town -
the 2nd one is nicer
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2nd joke - clever woman
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The 2nd one reminds me of the prequel of the current Ch 8 7 pm serial show.
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wow.... 2nd 1 low blowOriginally posted by googoomuck:A guy is on a date with this really hot chick, so he takes her up to LoverÂ’s Lane.
Things start getting hot and heavy and, just when they were about to go to third base, she says “I have to be honest with you, I’m a hooker.”
The man thinks for a bit but, being really in the mood, he asks “How much?” She replied, “For you, $25 since I like ya.”
He agrees to pay her $25, and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ”I have to be honest with you too now. I’m a cab driver and it’ll cost you $25 for a ride back to town.”
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Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty took
his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but
in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20
million dollars."
The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became
his stepmother. -
LOL to both of them . .
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2nd one damn funny..
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dumb
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