Joke - One joke a day

• joyc

  19 Dec 07, 16:51

  Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
  Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
  Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
• freedom4ever

  19 Dec 07, 18:50

  
• seotiblizzard

  19 Dec 07, 18:51

  
• maskedangel

  19 Dec 07, 19:52

  
• thehappybunny

  19 Dec 07, 19:55

  me also got corny joke..
  
  where do u find corn?
  
  in the corner lor
• jay_rocks

  19 Dec 07, 20:08

  
• Maith

  19 Dec 07, 20:44

  
• Daisuke-kun

  19 Dec 07, 20:47

  
  thought santa use sled.
• mortified

  19 Dec 07, 22:17

  eh siao lian eh, this month rain alot liao, quite cooling, pls stop lowering the temp. AND ONE OF SUCH JOKE A DAY?! YOU KIDDING ME IS IT?
• tut4nkh4m3n

  19 Dec 07, 22:19

  Originally posted by thehappybunny:

  me also got corny joke..
  
  where do u find corn?
  
  in the corner lor

  
  
  
• bengan35

  19 Dec 07, 22:22

  Erm . .. . Okay ?
  
  +1
  
  Thanks !
• SBS3625D

  19 Dec 07, 22:27

  Originally posted by mortified:

  eh siao lian eh, this month rain alot liao, quite cooling, pls stop lowering the temp. AND ONE OF SUCH JOKE A DAY?! YOU KIDDING ME IS IT?

  I'm quite mortified too.
• popmynutsy

  19 Dec 07, 22:28

  Originally posted by mortified:

  eh siao lian eh, this month rain alot liao, quite cooling, pls stop lowering the temp. AND ONE OF SUCH JOKE A DAY?! YOU KIDDING ME IS IT?

  not happy u can jolly well fark off. did he force u to read? go read your own joke if u are so farking angry.
• popmynutsy

  19 Dec 07, 22:33

  Originally posted by mortified:

  eh siao lian eh, this month rain alot liao, quite cooling, pls stop lowering the temp. AND ONE OF SUCH JOKE A DAY?! YOU KIDDING ME IS IT?

  bitch, fark u. ..l..
• gunner77

  20 Dec 07, 00:25

  why always banta
  who the fark is banta, santa gay partner ?
• joyc

  24 Dec 07, 14:08

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  
  thought santa use sled.

  Oops, It's Not Santa of X-Mas.
  Santa and Banta are two famous Sardar charaters used in Sikh Jokes.
• joyc

  24 Dec 07, 14:10

  Originally posted by gunner77:

  why always banta
  who the fark is banta, santa gay partner ?

  Yup a partner, not sure if they are gay.
  More like "Laurel and Hardy "
  
• joyc

  24 Dec 07, 14:12

  Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
  Viewer: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
• Father Lim

  24 Dec 07, 14:13

  
• Daisuke-kun

  24 Dec 07, 14:14

  Originally posted by Father Lim:

  

  agree
• joyc

  24 Dec 07, 17:45

  All can share guys..............
  
  One more...
  
  Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
  Jeeto(Santa Wife): Why 3?
  Santa: For you and your parents
• sand king

  24 Dec 07, 17:49

  Originally posted by joyc:

  All can share guys..............
  
  One more...
  
  Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
  Jeeto(Santa Wife): Why 3?
  Santa: For you and your parents

  
• dinky1409

  24 Dec 07, 19:30

  haha come on guys give TS a break..
• joyc

  26 Dec 07, 16:34

  At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
  Funny Guy: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
• de_middle

  26 Dec 07, 16:39