Female freshman
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In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.
A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's correct," responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, she asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.
The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said, (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.
However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic.
Totally straight-faced, he answered her question.
"It doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat. Have a good day." -
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Best!
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Wow... The professor know too well about *ahem* deep-throat... Lol...
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Certain taste buds for sweet/salty/bitter is a load of bullcrap. Can't believe they taught me that shite in primary school.
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ok this joke is not bad so i will post a laughing smiley.
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Actually sperm uses fructose for energy... glucose in our body is converted to fructose for sperm.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen which gives the sperm all the energy for their journey.
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good jokes you have, GIB. -
GIB always e best la.
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nice
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I don't think it's funny.
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It's not crap. Our tongue is indeed divided into different portions which are able to pick out certain tastes more than the others. Don't see why you say it's crap =/Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Certain taste buds for sweet/salty/bitter is a load of bullcrap. Can't believe they taught me that shite in primary school. -
read this somewhere before.
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ownage..
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