Phone call
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A China pumpkin girl was visiting New York,went into a worldwide
message center wanting to send an urgent,important message to her mother
in China. The Italian guy at the counter told her it would cost around
US$100/=. She exclaimed, " I don't have that kind of money,but I will do
anything to get a message to my mother in China !"
The Italian smiled, arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?" "Yes, I
promise...anything!" she said. With that, the Italian said, "Follow me."
He led her to the next room and said, "Come in and close the door."
"Get down on your knees!" he ordered. She did. "Unzip me!" he said.
She did.
Then he said, "Go on...take it out." She did and grabbed it with both
hands excitedly.
The Italian closed his eyes and & whispered, "Go ahead girl, what
are you waiting for?
"Ms China pumpkin girl slowly brought her lips closer and said
loudly, " "Hello....hello Ah Mah!!!..can you hear me??" -
Yes i can hear u -
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Cheena ppl read liao will kill you xD
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wtf?
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he den whacked her on her head n stuffed it into her mouth.
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A china pumpkin girl? Can she be a china country bumpkin - anyone can clarify? Thanks. -
I think it's with the B word.Originally posted by richong 3216:A china pumpkin girl? Can she be a china country bumpkin - anyone can clarify? Thanks. -
wow.
the guys has a phone attached to him at the pants? -
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wtheck!
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That happened to your grandmother years ago......
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old...
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haha