Weird Names
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A man asks his native friend, “How do the natives name their offspring?”
The native friend explains, “Whenever a baby is born, his father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child after the first thing he sees. When my brother was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing my father saw was a beautiful red deer running off into the forest... and so he was named Running Red Deer. When my sister was born, she was named White Snow Gently Falling because that was the first thing my father saw when he looked out of the tent.” He then asks the man, “ Why are you asking?”
“I’m just curious, Two Dogs Fcking.” -
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err,
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Apparently, the father saw two dogs locked in a sexual embrace and named his son accordingly.
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why the name all so long..
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heard before le loh.
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Hope none of u hear this before:
A 95 yrs old Japanese lady is still a virgin. When someone asked for her name & why she remains pure, she replied: 'My name is Matimati Tamukasi'
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Originally posted by richong 3216:Hope none of u hear this before:
A 95 yrs old Japanese lady is still a virgin. When someone asked for her name & why she remains pure, she replied: 'My name is Matimati Tamukasi' -
Originally posted by googoomuck:A man asks his native friend, “How do the natives name their offspring?”
The native friend explains, “Whenever a baby is born, his father wanders outside, absorbs the wonder of nature and then names his child after the first thing he sees. When my brother was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing my father saw was a beautiful red deer running off into the forest... and so he was named Running Red Deer. When my sister was born, she was named White Snow Gently Falling because that was the first thing my father saw when he looked out of the tent.” He then asks the man, “ Why are you asking?”
“I’m just curious, Two Dogs Fcking.” -
for those who don understand, matimati tamukasi losely translates to "die die don wan give" in malay. . referring to her virginityOriginally posted by richong 3216:Hope none of u hear this before:
A 95 yrs old Japanese lady is still a virgin. When someone asked for her name & why she remains pure, she replied: 'My name is Matimati Tamukasi'