Alex Ferguson
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Alex Ferguson is the one of the guests of honour at the Miss World Beauty pageant. During the interval all the guests and contestants are mingling over drinks. Sir Alex is besieged by three of the most beautiful women in the world.
Miss Venezuela pops the first question. "Sir Alex, I admire your management skills and all you have achieved and the trophies you have won." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the left strap of her dress and reveals her left breast and says,"Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex now bemused, duly obliges.
Miss Croatia pops the second question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way you play psychological games with your opponents even before you play them." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lowers the right strap of her dress and reveals her right breast and says,"Can you autograph this please?" Sir Alex, again bemused, duly obliges.
Miss Argentina pops the third question. "Sir Alex, I admire the way you motivate your players and shield them like they were your own sons." Sir Alex acknowledges her flattering remark, but she then lifts up her dress and reveals the fact she is wearing no underwear at all and is completely shaved, and says, "Can you please autograph this please."
At this, Sir Alex just loses it, "NO! NO! NO! The last time I signed a bald Argentinian cunt it cost me £28 million!!!" -
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knn
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good joke !!
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knn veron
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boys r toopid.
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28 million for wad?
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hahaha
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ROFLMAO!!!!
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a hooray for all fans
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U Dun watch soccer ??Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:28 million for wad?
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I myself don't watch soccer, but am still able to get the joke.Originally posted by yong93:U Dun watch soccer ?? -
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Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson. -
CHUCK NORRIS PWNS LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL U CUNTOriginally posted by 798:Sir Alex is queuing in his local building society, when a gunman bursts in through the door demanding money. Ferguson attempts to tackle the raider, but gets knocked over...as he falls, his head smashes the counter and Sir Alex is out cold. The robber escapes and the cashier tries to revive Ferguson. After a few minutes he comes round and looks bewildered. His first words are "Where the hell am I?". The Cashier replies: "don't worry, its ok, you're in the Nationwide." Ferguson replies, "F**k me, is it May already?"
Q: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.
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hahahahaha wtf
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