You're my kid's father

• elinder

  21 Dec 07, 09:16

  A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me? '
  
  To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.
  
  Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery??? '
  
  She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher. '
• gigabyte14

  21 Dec 07, 09:58

  hong gan liao
• eagle

  21 Dec 07, 09:59

  Read before liao
• Daisuke-kun

  21 Dec 07, 10:08

  whipped the butt with a wet celery?
  wad the hell?
• ctgal

  21 Dec 07, 10:23

  i nv read b/4
  haha.is funny
• trendz

  21 Dec 07, 11:25

  
• tut4nkh4m3n

  21 Dec 07, 11:34

  
• silver fish

  21 Dec 07, 16:51

  
• gunner77

  23 Dec 07, 03:39

  
• Quinsy

  23 Dec 07, 03:44

  RoFl. hong ganliao..
• yong93

  23 Dec 07, 07:30

  Pai seh liao
• wonderamazement

  24 Dec 07, 18:23

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  whipped the butt with a wet celery?
  wad the hell?

  
• Rihhana taylor

  22 Feb 08, 00:32

  nah not done ..

• lonely_boy_88

  23 Feb 08, 21:20

  where on earth did tat wet celery come from? wahaha

• stellazio

  23 Feb 08, 21:42

  

• caleb_chiang

  23 Feb 08, 22:02

  

• Lost_Drift

  24 Feb 08, 10:51

  ..

• Seven_Dragon

  24 Feb 08, 11:06

  don't admit unless u get caught

• udontknowme

  24 Feb 08, 11:16

  read before. quite a few times. man, how does she reply so calmly. i think i would have burst out laughing....hurhur or maybe not.

• DarkCrown

  24 Feb 08, 16:22

     

   

  Reveal too much liao

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 02:00

  hhahaha die liaoz