Horny Rooster

• NewAgeSensitiveBoy

  21 Dec 07, 18:05

  A rooster in a farm died of old age and the farmer decide to go to the market to get a fresh stud. He found a handsome looking one and asked for the price.
  
  Farmer: How much is dey chicken....
  
  Merchant: oooo this is our magnificent golden gun dun drop super duper horny rooster... once u get him, your hens will scream like tortured whores every day and nite.... u'll neva nid another stud.... and this strong gentleman is going for an affordable price of $5000?
  
  Farmer: wtf? $5000 for a blardey chicken????
  
  Merchant: oooo blarder....dun take my word for it....try him and u'll know his power..... if u are not satisfied with his performance u can return him in 3 days and i give ya a full refund blarder.....
  
  Thinking he got nothing to lose, the farmer decides to take it....
  
  Upon reaching home, the rooster immediately pounced into action and started screwing every available hen in the farm in lightning speed.
  
  Sensing that the rooster may over exhaust itself on just the first day, the farmer caught hold of it and told him it will get itself killed at the rate it is going. But the rooster refused to listen, struggled free and went for the ducks, turkeys and geese....
  
  The farmer gave up and thought to himself: blardy hell, I'm sure he'll be dead by tomorrow....there goes my freaking 5 grand....
  
  the next morning, true enough, the farmer saw the rooster lying face flat on the ground lifelessly...... he decided that it is a sunk cost and decided to bury it.... As he approached the rooster,
  
  Farmer: look what i told ya ya farking dumb chicken.... u farking deserve it u horny piece of shit
  
  Rooster: shhhh.... the blardy vultures are coming down....
  
  
• MARK1992

  21 Dec 07, 20:34

  
  WTF?!
  NICE
• sand king

  21 Dec 07, 20:42

  HAHAHAHAHAHA!
• tut4nkh4m3n

  21 Dec 07, 21:06

  
• lpx88

  21 Dec 07, 21:08

  Wtf? So farkin horny
• Daisuke-kun

  21 Dec 07, 21:08

  wonder wad babies he will get from fking all those birds.
• eagle

  21 Dec 07, 21:10

  
• LatecomerX

  21 Dec 07, 22:40

  
• MooKu

  21 Dec 07, 22:43

  I don't understand leh?
  
  Is the part about the vultures supposed to be funny?
• jondizzle foshizzle

  21 Dec 07, 23:19

  Originally posted by MooKu:

  I don't understand leh?
  
  Is the part about the vultures supposed to be funny?

  Yea just coz you're slow hahaha =P
• MooKu

  21 Dec 07, 23:21

  Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:

  Yea just coz you're slow hahaha =P

  So what's the joke...?
• caleb_chiang

  21 Dec 07, 23:21

  ... old joke...
  
  anyway, it was waiting for the vulture to come down so it can fark it...
• MooKu

  21 Dec 07, 23:23

  Originally posted by caleb_chiang:

  ... old joke...
  
  anyway, it was waiting for the vulture to come down so it can fark it...

  Ohhh..!
  
  Thanks
• limpshaggy

  22 Dec 07, 14:00

  hahaha
  
  I like this kind of joke, must think abit then laugh
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 14:01

  dis joke made u tink???
  
  omigosh.
  
  u're farnier than th joke.
• gunner77

  22 Dec 07, 14:15

  
• yong93

  22 Dec 07, 14:20

  
• allentyb_v2.01

  22 Dec 07, 14:27

  
• Vel Vel

  22 Dec 07, 14:44

  lol
• JJxJJ

  28 Dec 07, 10:41

  
• D_A_R_K

  28 Dec 07, 11:42

  Wah lau, so horny
• fArNiboiboi

  27 Feb 08, 00:58

  l0l

• Lost_Drift

  27 Feb 08, 19:18

  crazy rooster..LMAO

• Lin Yu

  27 Feb 08, 19:22

    

• Exige60

  27 Feb 08, 23:12

  ROFL...