Freezing to death

• saltandpepper

  21 Dec 07, 20:34

  Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, bot no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died." The second man shakes his head. "that's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
• tut4nkh4m3n

  21 Dec 07, 21:27

  posted before
• Daisuke-kun

  21 Dec 07, 21:28

  yarlor.
  so sad.
  if that guy had gone to the freezer den both wont die and live happily ever after
• I-like-flings(m)

  21 Dec 07, 21:30

  
• eagle

  21 Dec 07, 21:31

  old joke
• caleb_chiang

  21 Dec 07, 23:31

  
• saltandpepper

  21 Dec 07, 23:48

  Originally posted by tut4nkh4m3n:

  posted before

  sorry...
• MARK1992

  22 Dec 07, 00:20

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  yarlor.
  so sad.
  if that guy had gone to the freezer den both wont die and live happily ever after

  HAPPILY EVER AFTER?!
• freedom4ever

  22 Dec 07, 00:38

  Originally posted by MARK1992:

  HAPPILY EVER AFTER?!

  threesome
• LatecomerX

  22 Dec 07, 06:30

  
• yong93

  22 Dec 07, 07:34

  Originally posted by freedom4ever:

  threesome

  
• Daisuke-kun

  22 Dec 07, 09:11

  wad threesome?
  and wad is so bad of happily ever after?
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 12:41

  dun tell him!
  
  anyway, old joke.
• Daisuke-kun

  22 Dec 07, 12:42

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  dun tell him!
  
  anyway, old joke.

  i noelar.
  relac.
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 12:52

  hw u knw?
  
  u do before?
• Daisuke-kun

  22 Dec 07, 12:55

  Originally posted by Hello Kitty:

  hw u knw?
  
  u do before?

  go die lar u.
  me heard b4.
• cutie-pie

  22 Dec 07, 13:22

  if they can still be chatting like that after death then why is it a pity to die
• Hello Kitty

  22 Dec 07, 13:25

  Originally posted by Daisuke-kun:

  go die lar u.
  me heard b4.

  frm whr u heard it frm?
  
  so tell us wat izit.
  
  sekali u wrg info.
• limpshaggy

  22 Dec 07, 13:58

  NPNT
  
  
  Hear before liao, abit lame.
• gunner77

  22 Dec 07, 14:19

  
• fArNiboiboi

  27 Feb 08, 01:10

  nice

• caleb_chiang

  27 Feb 08, 01:20

  

• Lost_Drift

  27 Feb 08, 18:49

  ..

• artpark

  4 Mar 08, 01:35

  really cute

• MJ

  4 Mar 08, 01:39

  Swt ...